April 25th, 2018

SamGrittner My parrot died today. Its last words were, "Fuck, I think my parrot is about to die."

6:56 PM, Sep 13th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:27 PM, Apr 25th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

KevinFarzad Sure, I made mistakes when I was younger. But now that I'm older I've learned how to make different, often far more serious mistakes.

3:59 AM, Sep 25th, 2014 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:24 PM, Apr 25th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

jens_blume Wegen lebensgefährlichen #Automacho- #Falschparkern @ #Hardenbergstr habe ich im April über 30 x #Notruf110 gewählt… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

9:35 PM, Apr 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:36 PM, Apr 25th, 2018 via Buffer)

Gruene_Europa “The EU is not perfect, but it's the best idea we've had so far.” Well said Jürgen #Klopp! #YouNeverWalkAlone pic.twitter.com/Wk2LwgraQn

4:08 PM, Apr 24th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:27 PM, Apr 25th, 2018 via Buffer)